Mostly Harmless


I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base 13.


Dear StaceyJoy,

Brush up on your key lime.

xoxo,

Me

I’m being very nice to our Fakesgiving turkey.

I’m being very nice to our Fakesgiving turkey.



“ look at you kids and your diversity training Stacey, regarding B being friends with a guy who used to play football for Michigan


GPOYW: The “look at me, I’m charming” edition.

GPOYW: The “look at me, I’m charming” edition.



It's Finals Week

So I won’t be tumblr-ing much.

I like to flatter myself and think that you’ll miss me.



reblogged from staree
staceyjoy: This is kind of adorable. I have no need for it, but love it just the same. Know who else would love it? Jen. (via staree) You are correct :) Braaaaains.

staceyjoy:

This is kind of adorable. I have no need for it, but love it just the same.

Know who else would love it? Jen. (via staree)

You are correct :) Braaaaains.

staceyjoy: thedailywhat: Kickass Clock of the Day: The Catena Wall Clock by Andreas Dober utilizes copper digits and an upcycled bike chain to “harken back to traditional mechanical clocks.” Look, ma — no hands: The figure closest to the central gear reflects the present time. [via.] There is a word for this, and that word is: BADASS. There is another word for this, and that word is: WANT.

staceyjoy:

thedailywhat:

Kickass Clock of the Day: The Catena Wall Clock by Andreas Dober utilizes copper digits and an upcycled bike chain to “harken back to traditional mechanical clocks.”

Look, ma — no hands: The figure closest to the central gear reflects the present time.

[via.]

There is a word for this, and that word is: BADASS.

There is another word for this, and that word is: WANT.

GPOYW part 2: the final outlay of that bocce match. Yep, that’s 6 points to red.

GPOYW part 2: the final outlay of that bocce match. Yep, that’s 6 points to red.

GPOYW: the “dominating at bocce while wearing heels” edition.

GPOYW: the “dominating at bocce while wearing heels” edition.

11|11 is a date that looks like corduroy


“ No, I will not high-five you. Are you a child? Paul B. Edwards